{"id":1183,"date":"2010-02-05T03:50:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T03:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/?p=1183"},"modified":"2010-02-05T03:50:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-05T03:50:00","slug":"jellyfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/jellyfish\/","title":{"rendered":"Jellyfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My four-year-old son snuck out of the bath, grabbed a jumbo-sized hair gel and dumped the entire contents in.  He then pretended to be swimming with a school of jellyfish.<\/p>\n<p>And he used up all the hot water.<\/p>\n<p>I love that child.  He&#8217;s my delight.  He&#8217;s my buddy.  I understand him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My four-year-old son snuck out of the bath, grabbed a jumbo-sized hair gel and dumped the entire contents in. He then pretended to be swimming with a school of jellyfish. And he used up all the hot water. I love that child. He&#8217;s my delight. He&#8217;s my buddy. I understand him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}