{"id":63,"date":"2008-03-21T03:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T03:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/?p=63"},"modified":"2008-03-21T03:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T03:32:00","slug":"lord-of-the-flies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/lord-of-the-flies\/","title":{"rendered":"Lord of the Flies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_XxdgU-mVbm0\/R-MsyiwgkdI\/AAAAAAAAAK8\/SVdtNR-TVNc\/s1600-h\/060524_lord_of_the_flies_160.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180033243241550290\" style=\"CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_XxdgU-mVbm0\/R-MsyiwgkdI\/AAAAAAAAAK8\/SVdtNR-TVNc\/s320\/060524_lord_of_the_flies_160.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>This afternoon when I got home from work my wife took off with my oldest daughter leaving me with the two boys (ages two and six). I was sooo tired and I fell asleep on the couch. We have this thing we call \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lord_of_the_flies\">Lord of the Flies<\/a>\u201d&#8230; The two year old dumped a bag of tiny marshmallows on the floor in one room, and pulled all the tissues out of a tissue box in another. Then he crapped his pants, took them off and put the turd in the toilet. I really hope this is after he got the cinnamon cake loaf and was walking around chawing on it! <\/div>\n<div> <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Oh, and he had torn off all his clothes.<\/p>\n<p>All these things happened during the reign of \u201cKing Slackius IV\u201d.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon when I got home from work my wife took off with my oldest daughter leaving me with the two boys (ages two and six). I was sooo tired and I fell asleep on the couch. We have this thing we call \u201cLord of the Flies\u201d&#8230; The two year old dumped a bag of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}