{"id":1016,"date":"2009-11-10T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/?p=1016"},"modified":"2009-11-10T15:34:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T15:34:00","slug":"random-thoughts-for-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluetablepainting.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/random-thoughts-for-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Thoughts for the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>clear your computer history if you die.<\/p>\n

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>realize you’re wrong.<\/p>\n

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>was younger.<\/p>\n

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.<\/p>\n

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?<\/p>\n

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?<\/p>\n

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.<\/p>\n

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>the person died.<\/p>\n

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.<\/p>\n

10. Bad decisions make good stories.<\/p>\n

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for <\/span>the rest of the day.<\/p>\n

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.<\/p>\n

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>e if I want to save any changes – to my ten-page research paper that I
swear I did not make any changes to.<\/p>\n

14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>thing I have– ever.<\/p>\n

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the <\/span>phone and run away?<\/p>\n

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.<\/p>\n

17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>to answer when they call.<\/p>\n

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?<\/p>\n

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..<\/p>\n

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/b><\/span>Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jewelry <\/span>product.<\/p>\n

PS- I didn’t make any of these up– a client sent in this list.
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