I’m at home watching the kids while my wife (and baby) are away out of town for the day visiting family.

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Basically, I am twiddling my thumbs. I can be contacted via email or gmail chat for any matter. I’d love to get some projects set up. I am making an order on Monday morning and I’d give 35% off the cost of your models if you set something up with me tonight. That means a deposit needs to get in by midnight tonight (seeing as I’m closed for business on Sunday), or at least by early Monday.

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For those that are just joining the program, you should also know that I give 20% off the cost of materials standard, and 30% off for military personnel.

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I also have a number of really good standing specials as follows:

We have several specials available. Only one can be applied.
1) Level 2—models can be given a basic paint job. Save 30% off painting.
2) Artistic License—we decide completely how a project is painted and based. Save 10% on painting.
3) Combine Level 2 and Artistic License. Save 35% off painting
4) Tank Factory—ten tanks painted for $400, assembled for $200. See below for details. Can be combined with Artistic License.

Tank Factory Special
· $400 for painting ten tanks
· $750 for painting twenty tanks
· $200 for assembly of ten tanks

For this special we need some leeway with color scheme. A complicated pattern or type might cost more.

How fast can we get it done?
Generally, a 3-4 week turnaround. Unless you send the models, then that takes less time.

 Large tanks, like a Land Raider or Necron Monolith, count as two tanks.
 A Baneblade counts as three tanks. Assembly is $90—the Baneblade has something like 250 parts.
 Small tanks, like an Ork warbuggy, count as half a tank.
 Exposed crew, dozer blade, unusual upgrades, or set of chaos spikes count as a regular trooper, at $4 for painting, $2 for assembly.
 Tau Piranhas and Land Speeders count as regular tanks. They are smaller but are not less time-consuming to paint.

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In other news: I went to dance class with my wife this morning. This was my idea. It was wonderful, we were moving smoothly in no time at all. We had to bring the baby and had a few dances with her snuggled in between. Children are the blossom of love between a man and a woman.

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I am really looking forward to it next week.

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Flash back fourteen years. We rented a how-to-dance video. Within ten minutes I was so worked up and uptight that the topic didn’t come up for another fourteen years. So, ladies, there is hope for your man.